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Read this humour book about how one Irishman tried to find love in the land of BMWs, Beethoven and beer. This book will be one of the top comedy books to read in 2021.

Fun Book

This is a fun book with lots of funny jokes, stories and anecdotes about dating in Germany. It pokes fun at the dating rituals in Germany and Ireland and indeed the world over.

Jokes

There are many funny jokes and stories about dating in Germany. So you can be sure they are all very thorough, reliable, and, most importantly honest. 😉

About Author

Mel Kelly is an Irishman living in Germany since 2003 and has been doing comedy on stages all over Europe since 2014.

Books By Comedians

After reading many best-selling comedy books and books written by comedians, Mel decided to follow in their footsteps and write a book too.

Warning

If you are looking for a politically correct text, do not read this fun book. However, do feel free to buy it.

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About Mel Kelly and why he wrote this Comedy Book

Dublin to Munich

Cold and Lonely in Germany

In 2003 Mel Kelly lost his job in Dublin. Struggling to find another job in Ireland and struggling even more to find a date, he moved to Munich.

After many cold and lonely German nights, he realised that work alone, even the precise German work, was not enough for a happy life.

Finding Love in Germany

A Big Leap

It looked like it was time to take another step into the German culture and find love – German love.

But this was a giant leap into the unknown: Were German women very different from Irish women? Or were all women the world over similar?

Top Tips for Dating Disasters

Relationship Rollercoaster

Top tips on how NOT to date in Germany, Ireland or any other country. All the top tips on how dating does not work!

From dating disasters to a relationship rollercoaster, and the blunders keep on coming.

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Mel Kelly – Comedy Book with cheeky drawings

Top Tips for Dating Disasters in Germany

Mel left the shores of Ireland after losing his job and went to Germany for work.

After many cold and lonely German nights, he realised that work alone, even the precise German work, was not enough for a happy life.

It looked like it was time to take another step into the German culture and find love – German love.

But this was a big leap into the unknown:

Were German women very different from Irish women?

Or were all women the world over similar?

Read the story of how one Irish man blundered his way through the dating scene in Germany, until he discovered the key to unlocking a once far-away world. A world with a happy relationship, or more accurately a mostly happy relationship, with many more blunders along way.

Learn the top tips for overcoming dating disasters in the land of BMWs, Beethoven and beer.

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Interviews about the Book

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Important Disclaimers

If you are looking for a politically correct text, do not read this book. However, do feel free to buy it.

If you do not like jokes about national stereotypes, do not read this book. However, do feel free to buy it.

If you are a sensitive soul, do not bother reading this book. But, of course, do feel free to buy it anyway.

Some early reviewers have warned that this book may permanently destroy my reputation. But since I don’t have a reputation worth saving, it’s a risk I’m more than willing to take.

If you’ve read all these warnings and you’re still willing to read my story, let’s get started quickly … before you change your mind.

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